Jane Doe

The Bugatti simply did not meet my needs, so I had to settle for something WWAAAYYYY sexier!

Who would have thunk it ... Hoochie Mama is actually a Material Girl!

And, I still need to name the beast. Makes me laugh. Prince William and Kate took a week to name their baby ... and the world waited with bated breath. I sigh with relief. After 7 months of motherhood - nobody cares that my child remains nameless. Maybe she should be "Jane Doe, the sexy Camaro".